How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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