People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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