Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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