i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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