if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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