my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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