He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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