I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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