I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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