it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My vagina just clenched in fear
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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