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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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