North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
My bed smells like the plague
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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