We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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