I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm bleeding and have questions
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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