I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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