i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Are my feet made of real feet?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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