If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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