Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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