My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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