Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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