Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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