Sponge bath it is.
another moral hangover. fuck.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
