you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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