Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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