Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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