My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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