I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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