Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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