I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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