Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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