She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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