All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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