Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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