Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
