so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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