i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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