we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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