Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
These tits shall not be calmed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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