Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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