smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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