Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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