A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.