i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.