I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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