Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
