the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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