Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
