Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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