Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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