All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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