just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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