What should our trivia night team be named?
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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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