good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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