Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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