I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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