I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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