I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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