i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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