so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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